Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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