she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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