Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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