What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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