I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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