Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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