Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
