I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
