You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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