I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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