i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
sex in a hospital.. check
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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