She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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