kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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