you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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