I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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