The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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