That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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