Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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