are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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