Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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