So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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