Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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