So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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