Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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