You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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