No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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