I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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