Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
