is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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