Buhtt sex?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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