plz talk dirty to me
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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