I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
where are my eyebrows?
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