Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
