You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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