I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I want her autograph on my taint
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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