Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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