at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where is the hickey?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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