it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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