: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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