let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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