very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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