Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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