i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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