I'm pants shitting drunk right now
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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