No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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