Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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