What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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