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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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