that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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