I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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