I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
this just has baby written all over it
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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