look no pants
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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