Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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