We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Help. Why am I so naked?
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