I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The adults are the big ones right?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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