Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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