Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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