She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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